maybe it's all over

Well, it was my choice to be born on a toilet roll holder and I stand by my decision.

I haven't quite vanished from the face of the earth.. QUITE.. and now I have to fix my car *grumble* --consequently I now blame Barb in accounts for it all. Barb in accounts seems like the right person to blame. Once I get my car fixed *grumble* i'll be able to start sortinga out things again. SOMETIME TOMORROW PERHAPS *sigh*

aside from the mangled wreck that is my car (or at least the busted bumper and mounts that hold said bumper on the car AND the headlight glass) everything's peachy!

...


I swear never to use that expression again.

Welcome home eh Zoe!

"It wasn't my choice to be born on a toilet roll holder".
The first thing I read when I opened the blog. I love today. Could be the fact that it's the last day of uni, and it's my birthday tomorrow, and I got my assignment in, and various other bits and pieces which don't even make sense to me, let alone anyone else. Such is life, especially mine.

Hello everyone. Even if most of everyone seem to have vanished from the face of the earth. But, "hello" anyway, because I felt it needed to be said.

This calls for much alcohol and frivolity. Or something does, anyway.

*shows ignorance*

I have no idea who Alex Mac is. Seriously. At the moment, anyway.

Hmmmm.... but you were feeling bad before St. Paddy's Day, right? So the good karma you got then was too late to cancel out the previous bad karma. Or maybe I'm just making stuff up so it sounds like I'm right. It doesn't matter, either way.

*grovels apologetically*

see, I've been working every day, my parents are in town at the moment, there's been car crashes (not mine) and attempted computer fixes (not mine again :/) and e-tagging and driving MY CAR WHICH IS FINALLY DOWN HERE. Last night I went to see Bernard Fanning and Tim Rogers play at the Hi-Fi bar. They did their solo thing then they played Strutter by Kiss. AMUSEMENT!

anyway, when i sort myself out i wont stop posting.. its just gonna take some time!

*wanders off to his car*

*joins zoe in staring at screen, un-impressed like*

Where is everybody? There's a problem when damo has three out of four posts.
Why you zoe? It's called karma. Catching up for all those naughty things you did. So it's either bad stuff happens to you, or you get a spanking.

Time for my dose of sounding ignorant: Who's Alex Mac?

I feel the need to torment something. My brain can only take so much.

Oooh, I get two in a row! *goes nuts*
Had cable connected today, it's extremely spiffy.
There was something I was going to say, hmm.
Ok, I was plunged into the dark earlier this evening, my damn light bulb blew. This isn't normal a cause of major concern, but I had a fair amount of difficulty reaching the damn thing, but eventually, after moving the computer desk (and everything on it) into the middle of the room, and stacking a few phone books I could safely (well not really) replace the bulb. And yes, it only takes one Damien to change a light bulb!
*slithers off gracefully under the door, Alex Mac style*

Anthony! I'd kill you if you weren't so damn funny. I wanted to see Machine Gun Fellatio, I decided that since I didn't know anyone who was going I'd save my money!
Oh well, at least I can still eat, probably just as well I didn't go. My fault for not finding out if you were going I suppose too.

Should be getting cable connected tomorrow afternoon. Should be cool, especially considering how unreliable the internet has been lately. I don't know whether to blame my computer, or the modem, or the ISP. *bounces off*
Only two hours of uni tomorrow, get it all out of the way with nothing more until Tuesday, *bounces some more*.

I should probably go and find something nutritious and preferably delicious for dinner, just not sure if I've sufficient motivation yet.

HA-HUM! I heard that Angie. Anyway, I'll do something un-nice when I'm in the right mood. See the interesting thing is, that you're cool by MY definition. Which means that you may well be uncool by the majority definition. Thereby making you cool. Which in turn, makes you uncool, and you exist in a state of resonance, oscillating between cool and uncool at incredibly high velocities.

Ben, I have a suspicion I won't be in Mackay any time around August. But I will be in Brisbane, which is on the way there or back. Or not, depending on the mood of the armadillos. If they're in a bad mood, then you're in serious trouble.

Saw Machine Gun Fellatio and Waikiki on Friday night. Rather awesome. Except for the guy from mgf who was wearing arseless pants. Which was amusing, but not awesome. Craziness abounded. I also got four FREE machine gun fellatio condoms. And some rather large blisters. On my feet, that is. I had fun, anyway. Lots of it.

Damo is Bad! He can't even remember the last time he was here, *slaps wrist*.
Right now, when I'm running late for a lecture I don't want to attend, but feel I should (I've been to half of one of the 3 previous ones :), I remember the blog!
I'm feeling slightly left out because I'm not in Melbourne, doh. Aah well, things aren't so bad, I finally succeeded in being allowed to continue in this subject that I haven't don the pre-requirement for, which is rather funky, and caused me to have an excellent day yesterday, even though nothing exciting happened.
That's so not fair having your fake ID stolen Zoe, all the more reason to hate bouncers. I was invited to go irish pubbing on Sunday, and stupidly declined the offer. Which I regretted all Monday. Oh well, maybe some other year.
Damo looks at the time, and notices he's now too late to have a shower and catch the next train, I think I'll go for the shower, and stuff the train, no-one's gonna notice if I'm late for this lecture anyway.
Two days until cable internet, crazyness. Should be trés cool. (Is that the right letter?) oh well.
Bye bye.

All you melbourne people are coming to The Evelyn on the 5th of April to see Lazy Susan.

I've been working every day and every time i sit down to write something here i get side tracked!
Work hasn't lost it's charm yet, it's been two weeks already. Maybe its the novelty of driving places thats keeping it interesting for that little bit longer. I might start looking for work again when ive sorted myself out a little more.

I'm having an absolute ball down here.. still! My parents get here sunday some time and my car gets here tuesdayish.

And now im going to BED.

pee ess: I'll be going *mackay* home in August sometime by the looks of it so if YOU damo or YOU anthony are going to be in MACKAY be sure to yell my way.. ill only be there for a weekend because i have to work and all that. HAVE FUN BE GOOD BYE NOW

pps: thanks angie and erica for making me feel so welcome

Angie, you are cool. Anyone who can complain so bitterly, about so many things, and still agree with me, HAS to be cool. Yes, it is a twisted world, in part because we live in it. I'm beginning to develop something against the shallow, ignorant, sexually-obsessed, stupid, boring, bigoted, insensitive, prejudiced, whinging, selfish majority of the human race. They get on my nerves. I know I'm probably a lot like them, but at least I recognise it.

Helloh Eleeeeeeeeese. JOB SLUT. I wouldn't have said that, but you told me to.

Zoe, when contemplating climbing mountains, send someone else up first, to find out if it's worth the effort. It's probably not, so it's generally easiest to just skip the whole mountain climbing thing, and go do something else.

Oooooh, I'm sooo jealous Elise!
So jealous that I'm going to call up and organise cable for here tonight :)
Well, my jealousy actually has nothing to do with it, the others are sick of the shared dialup here. And I'm not complaining at all, except I can't afford it.
Subjects are great when you know all the stuff in them. I'm loving all my subjects because they're about all like that. It's just soo awesome. :)

I don't think I'll be able to do one subject that I want though, which will muck up my prereqs for next semester, and mean i won't be in the some subjects as friends, it's so not fair.

I was going to come home and do 6 things after uni today, so far I've done 2, not too bad, except that they were by far the easiest, hmm. I should get another two done tonight (washing, organising cable).

There's a problem with reality. Or maybe it's just me. Could be both.

Ben, you need something better to do with your time. Why the hell were you pondering that for two days? Surely you'e got something better to do with your time. Like...[rest of comment deleted to avoid legal action]. Hey, there was nothing wrong with that comment. Seriously!

I've discovered that there is something inanimate, that's better than Skittles. Skittles sours! Man, that's a sugar high! But you can't eat them quite as fast as normal Skittles, or your tongue goes on strike. Which just means they last longer.... mmm, sugar enhanced craziness...

I think I might go lock myself in a padded cell. In one of those jackets where you get to hug yourself!! It's not just reality that has a problem.....

Damn I'm slack!
Ok, Jen, stop worrying about your job! (I know, easier said than done) But it won't help at all.
Organisational zen-master? That's really frightening. I think I'd be wise to take some lessons :) Actually, I do remarkably well for writing nothing down.

Hmm, I'm currently sitting at uni, waiting to talk to a lecturer.
I think that I've worked out what subjects I'm going to do, but I need to check with him that everything is cool. Waited 30 minutes yesterday, before being sent to someone else, I've got not a clue when he'll get here today, so I'm in a computer lab that I think he'll have to go past to get to his room. at least, here's hoping

Anthony, I need you to send me that email on forwards please!! There's a couple of people that I wouldn't mind sending it to. Problem is, I've got a suspicion they won't take it seriously, doh.

In other news I'm getting annoyed at Mum, and she at me I think. She's convinced I've got no money left, and that I'm madly spending what is there. Which is nothing like the truth. I've been completely ignoring her/just disappearing when she tries to talk to me on icq. I've started using the magical invisible mode, but am starting to feel kinda guilty at avoiding her.

here's one thing I've pondered over for the last two days:

WHY DOES IT TAKE FIFTY FIVE MINUTES TO GET A STAMP FROM PARCELS POST?

Update for the day: Angie's confused. And I'm worried. Of all the people I could be confused with, Ben? I don't want to know. Ah yes, student union's have some uses - organising concerts being the only one i can think of. Oh, did I mention that You Am I played for about one and one half hours? And Eskimo Joe and george each played for about three quarters of and hour. Did I mention that it was really good? I think I did.... Oh, since you asked, I live in Brisbane. Probably only until I finish my degree, and make enough money to move somewhere with more interesting people.

Was Elise and Ben supposed to be hushed up? I just didn't mention it because I assumed everyone else alredy knew. I actually knew something before other people! That's like, scary, and rare.

In other news, UQ are officially getting on my nerves. Annoying lecturers, changing timetables, and telling me that I haven't paid fees that I have damn well paid some time ago. Yes, well. Ben, I also saw "the natural blonde" at the big gig. She still looks the same, for which I am grateful! Not that I was noticing or anything...

Jen, I may just have to scare her into silence, my axe arm's a little sore at the moment - out of practice. Still, shouldn't be too hard. I have a nasty habit of scaring old ladies, small children, and ute furry animals, all without trying.

Maybe I'm doing something wrong...

"...but i was not aware that there were not to be any leaks to the ferocious public appetite for gossip..."

that was never the case! im sure that was never the case! be cool, angie! be cool! *hi-five*

I really don't have much to SAY as such or TYPE as it may be, so I'll leave you with this:

Zoeithinkyoushouldswallowyourprideandaskformoney,
itsaskilloftenusedwhenyoureawayfromhomeasivefound!
itwillcomeinhandy!
Angieyourecool
Jenyoushouldjustquityourjobandmovetomelbournewiththerestofus
Anthonyyoushouldfasttrackyourdegreesomehowanddothesame
Damoyoutoo
Ericadoesn'tsaymuch
Elise...ivegotnothing
WendywherehaveYOUgoneehh?

Hello Angie. I am me. Any further explanation would be scary and boring, not to mention pointless. I went to school with Ben and Damo, which might have contributed to the insanity. Whose, I'm not exactly sure. You can call me Tony, but what I call you in response would not be particularly polite. In fact, it would be particularly not polite. It could possibly be dangerous for someone's health.

So, who's this person you want...."silenced" Jen? I'm not doing anything tomorrow....and being insane does have it's advantages....

Friday night was officially a really really awesome night. Saw You Am I, George and Eskimo Joe. For $18. That's just a recipe for fun and frivolity!! Yes, well, definitely good fun.

*acts like a bouncy ball*
*falls over*