Sunday, January 20, 2002
Hmmm, me, I don't like hot guys, they cost me a heck of a lot in air-conditioning... now, Pez-dispenser men, you'll never go wrong there!
Plus - guys who are exceedingly hot are 45% more likely to undergo SHC! (spontaneous human combustion) So make sure you bring a dustpan, dude! ^_^
However, seeing from my studies I have discovered a way to prevent SHC! Just make him stand in a bucket of cold water the whole date - he'll love the fact that you cared enough about his life to prevent him from randomly bursting into flames, plus he'll probably pay much more attention to you, the bringer of ice!
Don't mind me, I've been reading humourous advice columns online... I found them while I was looking for advice on what to do with my relationship... which is kinda screwing itself over at the moment...
Plus - guys who are exceedingly hot are 45% more likely to undergo SHC! (spontaneous human combustion) So make sure you bring a dustpan, dude! ^_^
However, seeing from my studies I have discovered a way to prevent SHC! Just make him stand in a bucket of cold water the whole date - he'll love the fact that you cared enough about his life to prevent him from randomly bursting into flames, plus he'll probably pay much more attention to you, the bringer of ice!
Don't mind me, I've been reading humourous advice columns online... I found them while I was looking for advice on what to do with my relationship... which is kinda screwing itself over at the moment...
