Monday, February 11, 2002
Ling ling ling ling.
Pachooey chomp chomp.
Buzz buzz.
Burp. Ribbit.
Pling!
Apricot flavoured exploding anthrax candlestick bomb.
Toothpicks for winners.
Grapefruit juice lightly seasoned with the death cries of the lately sacrificed, punch bowls filled with phlegm.
Tortoise shells on the beach front and lonely alibis. Llama milk. Fur coats made form silver ferrets. Mind cream. Ancient artifacts from the most pleasant of pituitary glands. A small wormhole. Pickled onions. Rasberry fillings for beginners.
Total and utter German puppy rejection. Asymmetrical sandwhiches that don't go soggy before lunchtime, but grow tired and lifeless. Toe, bank, piece of cardboard. Pained expressions on watermelon substitutes. Ridiculously tight fitting attention seekers. Vomit coloured rainbows. Small daggers for kissing necklines in a substandard fashion. Throwing fits before altars and losing time over a nice hot cup of sour cream. Contradicting antelopes.
People who just don't understand, and like to think that they're above us. That they are just so much more socially apt, and have a much better idea of how to live. Stupid phreaking posers.
There should be less of all these things.
Pachooey chomp chomp.
Buzz buzz.
Burp. Ribbit.
Pling!
Apricot flavoured exploding anthrax candlestick bomb.
Toothpicks for winners.
Grapefruit juice lightly seasoned with the death cries of the lately sacrificed, punch bowls filled with phlegm.
Tortoise shells on the beach front and lonely alibis. Llama milk. Fur coats made form silver ferrets. Mind cream. Ancient artifacts from the most pleasant of pituitary glands. A small wormhole. Pickled onions. Rasberry fillings for beginners.
Total and utter German puppy rejection. Asymmetrical sandwhiches that don't go soggy before lunchtime, but grow tired and lifeless. Toe, bank, piece of cardboard. Pained expressions on watermelon substitutes. Ridiculously tight fitting attention seekers. Vomit coloured rainbows. Small daggers for kissing necklines in a substandard fashion. Throwing fits before altars and losing time over a nice hot cup of sour cream. Contradicting antelopes.
People who just don't understand, and like to think that they're above us. That they are just so much more socially apt, and have a much better idea of how to live. Stupid phreaking posers.
There should be less of all these things.
