Sunday, April 14, 2002
I have found the solution to not getting sick (or getting less sick). All worship the Wisdom!
Actually, it's only been on trial with me for about a month now, but hey... it's all "old wive's tale" stuff, so it must be true!
Though it probably wouldn't stave off glandular fever, whenever I've felt that annoying tickle of my throat on the way to giving birth to a new sore throat, I eat stuff with lots of (fresh) onion or garlic in it... seems to work. Then clean my teeth and spend ages getting rid of the anti-vampire scents, but hey, it's worth it *cough* Oh No! *eats an onion*
And to unblock a nose on the verge of sniffleness, eat stuff with either strong eucalyptus in it, or the silver-wrapped 'Extra' Strong Peppermint teeth whitening chewing gum thingies - whatever they put in those things, your nose is definately not going to have anything in it by the time you finish. Wahahahahahah. Oh, and it has calcium carbonate in it, so you get to eat chalk, too! Pretty nifty. And I wasn't paid to say that, although I should have been!
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
When a cheese stick goes to buy a coffee
It always has trouble trying not to fall in
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
I saw a cheese stick
It wanted to posses me
I never knew cheese sticks
Had occult prop-er-ties.
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
(YUM)
Actually, it's only been on trial with me for about a month now, but hey... it's all "old wive's tale" stuff, so it must be true!
Though it probably wouldn't stave off glandular fever, whenever I've felt that annoying tickle of my throat on the way to giving birth to a new sore throat, I eat stuff with lots of (fresh) onion or garlic in it... seems to work. Then clean my teeth and spend ages getting rid of the anti-vampire scents, but hey, it's worth it *cough* Oh No! *eats an onion*
And to unblock a nose on the verge of sniffleness, eat stuff with either strong eucalyptus in it, or the silver-wrapped 'Extra' Strong Peppermint teeth whitening chewing gum thingies - whatever they put in those things, your nose is definately not going to have anything in it by the time you finish. Wahahahahahah. Oh, and it has calcium carbonate in it, so you get to eat chalk, too! Pretty nifty. And I wasn't paid to say that, although I should have been!
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
When a cheese stick goes to buy a coffee
It always has trouble trying not to fall in
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
I saw a cheese stick
It wanted to posses me
I never knew cheese sticks
Had occult prop-er-ties.
Cheese sticks, cheese sticks, roly poly cheese sticks, cheese sticks, cheese sticks, eat them up - yum.
(YUM)
