Friday, December 20, 2002
I hope someone out there is as lazy as I am regarding Christmas presents. I can't even decide what I want, let alone what I should get anyone else. So I haven't gotten anything yet.
Zoe, why was your birthday a very bad day? Or is it one of those things that one should not ask? And, which part of this big, hot, dry state are you coming to? And I hope you like sunshine, because, well, we don't believe in rain up here anymore. So we don't have any, which explains why everything plant-like and many things animal-like are dying.
Elise, how you can get me and Damo mixed up I don't know. But I AM getting my wisdom teeth out, just not for 3 or 4 weeks. and I only have 2. Both impacted, badly. But where they're supposed to be, unlike Damo's.
Life is good
and I feel great
cos mother says i was
a great mistake
If you don't recognise that, you are an uncultured cretin. Or, you just don't listen to enough Eels. Probably the latter.
Novocaine,
for the soul.
give me something,
to fill the hole.
Before I sputter out.
Zoe, why was your birthday a very bad day? Or is it one of those things that one should not ask? And, which part of this big, hot, dry state are you coming to? And I hope you like sunshine, because, well, we don't believe in rain up here anymore. So we don't have any, which explains why everything plant-like and many things animal-like are dying.
Elise, how you can get me and Damo mixed up I don't know. But I AM getting my wisdom teeth out, just not for 3 or 4 weeks. and I only have 2. Both impacted, badly. But where they're supposed to be, unlike Damo's.
Life is good
and I feel great
cos mother says i was
a great mistake
If you don't recognise that, you are an uncultured cretin. Or, you just don't listen to enough Eels. Probably the latter.
Novocaine,
for the soul.
give me something,
to fill the hole.
Before I sputter out.
