maybe it's all over

Hey Zoe, shame you couldn't come to the Big Gig - it was fun. If a little hot and cramped, because the morons decided to move it inside because they were worried about their grass getting destroyed. How about worrying if my health got destroyed, from being way too hot? And throwing up isn't meant to go through your nose. You're probably more likely to convince them to give you free pizza - less effort on everyone's part. And I'd say something about the [expletive deleted] who runs that cafe, but I think you did it far more elephantly eloquently.

Well, I'm back at uni for another year, so I get to annoy far more people, far more successfully. Except I have all these pieces of paper that I'm supposed to do stuff with. Like fill out. *goes and fills out forms*